Friday, May 2, 2008

NOBODY'S RIDING BUSINESS

The Nobody Motorcycle Club announced during a news conference today the 2008 Riding Rewards and Incentives.

COMMITTED COMMUTER PROGRAM
To encourage it's members to ride to work on a consistent basis the following certificates will be awarded.

The Bronze Certificate will be awarded to those riders who commute to work an average of two times per week from May through September.

The Silver Certificate will be awarded to those riders who commute to work an average of three times per week from May through September.

The Gold Certificate will be awarded to those riders who commute to work an average of four times per week from May through September.


RIDER AWARDS


  • The Aluminum Butt Award: riders who log 1,000 miles this season
  • The Lead Butt Award: riders who log 2,000 miles this season
  • The Pig Iron Butt Award: riders who log 3,000 miles this season
  • The Steel Butt Award: riders who log 4,000 miles this season
  • The Titanium Butt Award: riders who log 5,000 miles this season


Please contact Smelty with your mileage as of May 1st. These awards will be given out at our End Of the Road Ride and Banquet.

2 comments:

Smelty said...

Hey Kickstand,

Doesn't Smelty deserve a pay raise soon for all the extra work you give him each day... or a new motorcycle......

Smelty

Kickstand said...

Smelty, you are lucky to be the secretary/treasurer. Just keep up the good work and don't rock the boat. Some day we will give you a better job.