Hey folks, there is a crisis in the motorcycle world. Ridership is down by 8.662% in 2017. That is not much; well think again my biking friend. This is a trend that has been going on for 11 years! The reasons are varied from people riding bicycles (yuck) to people reading about yet another biker being killed by a car, truck or deer.
Four year old Zoe's first day of instruction
You may respond " what can I do? I am not a community leader or a fantastic club president of a world famous motorcycle club." You need only to impact your little corner of the world.
Gather up the kids in your neighborhood and teach them how to ride a dirt bike. Do it on the sly and you will not need parental permission or expensive insurance. The kids will not only learn biking skills, but also how to be deceptive and dishonest to their parents.
Granted in my esteemed position as the Nobody Motorcycle Club president, I have been able to organize a national campaign introducing kids to the exciting sport of biking. Over 20,000 kids have received training in 2018 and we are projecting 2019 to be even more successful. My impact on a national scale has not detoured me from doing a little neighborhood work. This past summer I taught 18 neighborhood preschoolers how to ride dirt bikes. To this day none of their parents have a clue what I did!
So it is time for you to get involved in your neighborhood and become part of the motorcycle rider crisis solution. Just send me a text and I will provide you with our Nobody Motorcycle Club packet How To Teach Kids To Ride Motorcycles (Without Parental Permission).
