Have you ever experience needing to spit a wad of snot, while riding your bike helmet bound? It has happened to me many times, especially in the morning on my commute to work. I have always fought the urge to open my face shield and attempt to spit. I am positive the results would have been disastrous. Well, after a winter of many failed attempts and a spring of numerous trial runs, I have perfected my prototype of the a snot accelerator system. I call it the Snot Gun. It functions great allowing one to get rid of that unwanted snot. You simply turn on the accelerator via a toggle switch then spit into the collector mouth piece. The snot is shot out a tube on the back on your helmet. It clears your bike and lands about 8 feet back, depending on your speed and wind direction.
The Snot Gun runs off your 12 volt system and is easy to wire.
It is attached to you helmet without harming the integrity of the shell.
I am now in the process of finding a manufacturer, who I suspect could also improve the product making it less conspicuous. My hope is to work with
aerostitch as they are great innovators and also are a local company.
I also foresee developing a Snot Gun Assault. This system would allow a biker to take aim on a rude, aggressive automobile driver.
At present I am able to make a limited number of my Snot Guns. If you are interested in purchasing one contact me at
bikerbergums@msn.com. I am selling them for $134.86, that includes shipping (USA) and handling.
The Snot Gun runs off your 12 volt system and is easy to wire.
It is attached to you helmet without harming the integrity of the shell.
I am now in the process of finding a manufacturer, who I suspect could also improve the product making it less conspicuous. My hope is to work with aerostitch as they are great innovators and also are a local company.
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There is a new model of the snot extractor that uses an oscillation overthruster, which utilizes the molecular harmonic frequency of glass resin, to allow foreign objects to pass through the helmet shell. The overthruster includes an imbedded cold fusion power source, which produces radiation levels only slightly above NRC thresholds. We are looking for individuals willing to test the device. Please come to our facilities in the bottom of drift #3 at the Tower underground mine to pick up your device, and sign the medical and liability release form.
Wow, yet again I have been taken to task by my older brother. No matter what I do.....he can do it better. How much do one of those oscillation overthruster cost?
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