Tom "Kickstand" Bergum announced today that Arco Coffee has infused the Nobody Motorcycle Club with the needed cash to continue day to day operations. "Arco Coffee has valued the Nobodies since our inception and felt it important to step in and perk up our organization, during these difficult financial times", explained Kickstand. "Their support of several dollars will allow us to continue posting on the blog and buy paper for our ride calendar", continued Kickstand. As outlined in the bailout agreement; all Nobodies will be required to only drink Arco Coffee, get a Arco Tattoo on their left arm 4.5 inches below their shoulder and work the Christmas City Of The North Parade for the next 8 years by selling Arco Coffee.
It is hard to espres so many emotions welling up inside of me. I just feared that the Nobodies would be gone and knew we would not be missed.
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