It was a historic moment, because for the first time in the history of motorcycle mechanics the operation (job) was performed by three Norwegians! Never before have three Norwegians been allowed in the same garage let alone working on the same bike. You see a very unusual phenomena occurs. It is call negative synergy or more correctly known as ninergy. Yes the IQ's of Norwegians decrease as there numbers increase.
Muzzle Loader wanted to make a gun out of the fork. He explained that it would be a cross between a rifle and a cannon. After discharging one 33 ounce ball bearing out of his new weapon, he got back to the job at hand.
It ended up being quite difficult to clean the "gun/cannon" after the experiment. Muzzle Loader and Flash Back Gordon worked hard. In the process of cleaning the fork tube a rather large piece of cloth got stuck. They had to make a tool to get the cloth out. Again never allow several Norwegians to work on a bike together.
The old seals were well seated in the fork slider. It required the making of another tool. Norwegians are generally very creative, but often impractical. It took a long time to make the seal puller, because all three surgeons insisted on having their idea incorporated into the design.
I really believe the three stooges were based on observing a certain nationality interacting with each other. Despite the delays, difficulties and detours the job was completed and Muzzle Loader was able to enjoy his fully functional front forks on a nice afternoon ride.
If for some reason you would like three Norwegians to work on your bike, just give us a call. We have opened up a garage SSS Cycle Repair. The S's stand for Stupid, Stupider and Stupidest.
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