Thursday, May 14, 2015

THE MAKING OF A NOBODY PART 1

Due to the Nobody Motorcycle Club's complex secrecy policies I am limited in how much I can share with our thousands of blog readers about the process involved in becoming a Nobody. But I have been given permission by our Executive Board to give you a peek into our year long prospect process.  


Nobody member Flash: Our Sturgeon General of Prospect Development 




Motorcycle Challenge Site 




Prospect # 377134509


At the crack of dawn on May 1 of this year Prospect # 377134509 received a  call telling him he needed to meet Kickstand and Flash at the Little Store in Gary New Duluth. He had 1 hour to get ready. The prospect was not give any information other than he would be give his first Nobody challenge. 

Several hundred miles later, in a motorcycle showroom Prospect # 377134509 was told he needed to steal a motorcycle off the floor of the store one part at a time and re-assemble the bike in an  adjacent vacant lot. Our prospect was able to steal 10 parts before getting caught. To his relief he discovered the store owner was in on this challenge.  Our prospect challenge was to teach two important Nobody Lessons.  1. A Nobody never breaks the law, when obeying a leadership direction  
2. It takes a great deal of practice to be insignificant to the extent of  being unnoticed.

Our prospect learned that he has a long way to go before he can call himself a Nobody. He also learned that when going on any rides, he pays for everyone's gas and meals!